Judy (Hans's sister's husband's sister) and Mark (Hans's sister's husband's sister's husband) has the honor of posing with Justin's Sports Chickens.

Rubber Chicken sobriety test: Repeat the above out loud five times real fast.

Retired Weight Lifting Coach and former Weight Lifting Champion Jack Willams and his wife Ann.

Note: There is a strong possbility that Jack will be getting his own section if slacker Hans rememsbers to get him to sign a chicken for me (Justin).